U know ure an ARCHitecture student when....

* The alarm clock tells you when to go to wake up n take a shower
* You're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially during Structures lectures
* You know what Superglue tastes like. (believe me,it's not good.)
* You celebrate space and observe your birthday
* Coffee and Red Bull are tools, not treats.
* People are nauseated just by smelling your caffeine breath.
* You are surprised when you see a new building in your school.
* You think it's possible to create space.
* You've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.
* You fight with inanimate objects.
* You've fallen asleep in the bathroom.
* Your brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child.
* You've listened to all your CDs in less than 48 hours.
* You're not seen in public.
* You lose your house keys for a week and you don't even notice.
* You've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the university's bathroom.
* You've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair, and you've started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
* You've used an entire role of film to photograph the footpath.
* You know the exact time the vending machines are refilled.
* You always carry your deodorant.
* You become excellent at recycling when making models.
* When you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
* You've danced YMCA with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body.
* You take notes and leave messages with a rapidograph and colour markers.
* You combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.
* You see holidays only as extra sleeping time.(yaaahaaaaa :) )
* You've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
* You've taken your girlfriend (boyfriend) on a date to a construction site.
* You've realised that French curves are not that exciting.
* You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't print it's chaos.(wahah so true)
* When you're being shown pictures of a trip, you ask about the human scale.
* You can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel.
* You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name as if you knew them (Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman).
* You buy 50 dollars worth of magazines that you haven't read yet.
* When someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended
*girlfriend or boyfriend is not important anymore when u bz do ur work.
* the t-square serves multi purposes and is ur best friend and weapon of defense (it's originally invented to scrach ur back)
* u have heaps of glue marks and cuts on ur fingers

ADDITIONALS

+ in d weekdays u wish there was an accident/traffic in d freeway so u can get 10min sleep (but between us speed lane is d best place for a 5 sec sleep ... it works like magic)

+ when u go out with ur friends/family/gf/bf they ask u to take a picture ... the result is everithing but those poor ppl who r sayin' Cheeeeese!

+ after 3-4 months when u go for a daily shopping to carrefore u notice normal ppl are some kinda creatures ...

+ after d 1st. 3 days of sleepin in semester holidays ... u r ready to start ur new project but u have to wait 1-3 months ... Duh!!!!!

+ workin with 2 pc s at the same time ... one scanning ... another printing ... both r hanged ... classmates buzzing the messenger ... friends n family remaindin' u what a fucked up selfish bitch/jackass u r because u forgot to put ur status invisible! they think u r ignoring them ... and u don give a shit about what they say.

+ u try to suck up and kiss ass alot ... it's works harder on tutors than coordinators!!!

+ u use the windows calculator to do (2+4 x 10)

+ if u had an accident and ur dearest stuck in the burning car ... u get ur model an sketch book first ...

+ u'll find out u dump ur gf last semester ...!

+ u use the english grammar while u speak persian ... ur friends gonna serve ur ass when u get back to iran ... damn u'r a sooti!

+ when u shave u think ur face downloaded something heavy!

 

stolen from my classmat's bulletin Mastura / I added the additionals

تو بودی اونی که دست نیاز بسوی من دراز کرد

تو بودی اونی که آخرین چیزی رو که در زندگیش احساس کرد شکسته شدن قلبش بود

تو بودی اون کسی که آخرین چیزی که در زندگیش دید چهره ی پر از خشم من بود

و تو بودی اونی که آخرین صدایی که شنید فریاد من بود

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